Two atoms are walking down the street. One suddenly
stops and says, “Oh no, I’ve lost an electron.”
“Are you sure?”
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon
being asked the price, the bartender responded, “For
you? No charge.”
You’re like a nonpolar covalent bond. Get it? You’re
A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are
sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and
coming out of the house on the other side of the
street. First they see two people going into the
house. Time passes. After a while they notice three
persons coming out of the house.
The Physicist: “The measurement wasn’t accurate.”.
The Biologists conclusion: “They have reproduced”.
The Mathematician: “If now exactly 1 person enters the
house then it will be empty again.”